GOALIES RULE!!!!!!!

OK, so everyone's heard this one a zillion and one times, if not more, but I like it, and it's my site, so here it is again!!!!

Team Coach Leaps tall buildings Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Issues policy to God. Team Captain Leaps low buildings with a single bound I smore powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God Assistant Captain Leaps low buildings with a running start and a favourable wind Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Has heard about a speeding bullet Walks on water in an indoor pool Talks with God if a special request is granted Defenceman Barely clears a garden shed Loses tug-of-war with a switch engine Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God Forward Makes high marks on wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog paddles Talks to animals Rookie Runs into buildings Recognises locomotive 2 out of 3 times Is not issued ammunition Can't stay afloat with a life preserver Talks to walls Referee Falls over doorstep entering buildings Says "Look at the choo-choo" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself Goalie Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance He IS God